Are your drab notes going unnoticed? Having trouble peaking the interest of that special someone? Does your personal correspondence lack a certain je ne sais quoi? Not to worry friends! Dr. Tingleton’s most popular elixir, the Miracle Correspondence Stimulator, is now available for the low, low price of 1.99 American dollars.
How does it work? Simply choose one of Dr. Tingleton’s carefully designed stationery sheets as the base of your already improved correspondence. Then, choose the font and color appropriate for the message you wish to send. Don’t worry, Dr. Tingleton will psychically send you guidance from his office, ensuring that you are making the right choice. Type your message and “pinch” with your fingers to size it just right. Click the envelope to send. Et Voila!
The Dr. wants nothing more than both dramatically improved communication and je ne sais quoi for all of his patients. Try the Miracle Correspondence Stimulator today and rest assured that the art of correspondence is alive and well.