Miracle Decision Maker

Having trouble making the right decisions? Are your loved ones not available 24/7 to provide you with valuable feedback and advice? Fear not friends! Due to popular demand, Dr. Tingleton has created this FREE elixir just for you and he is now available any time of day or night for guidance.

Simply ask Dr. Tingleton a question while simultaneously spinning the needle on the answer wheel. You know it’s working when you see the wheel whirling, thus propelling your question out into the universe where Dr. Tingleton receives it psychically and quickly replies.

Q: Dr. Tingleton, should I marry Greg?
A: Hell yes.
In this case, it is safe to assume that yes; you should in fact marry Greg.

Once you’ve downloaded your FREE Miracle Decision Maker, you’ll be asking yourself “How, oh how, did I ever get this far in life without Dr. Tingleton’s decision making guidance?” and that, friends, is exactly why the good doctor has delved even further into the science of decision making. He wants nothing more than to help you make the right choices in these very specific, often confusing life situations:

The Miracle Cocktail Decision Maker: How often do you find yourself sitting at a crowded bar,  choking under pressure when it’s your turn to order? Now, for a paltry 99 cents you can rest assured that you’ll have a snappy, date-impressing answer at the ready and never order the wrong drink again.

The Miracle Out to Eat Facilitator: Let’s face it, life is hard enough without having to choose where to go for dinner. For just 99 cents you can eliminate the awkward group dynamics of making this important choice. Eliminate the “I don’t know”s and “I don’t care”s and preempt arguments when you let Dr. Tingleton choose for you.

2 Responses to “Miracle Decision Maker”

  1. Is this in the App Store? Where? Thanks.

    • Dr. Tingleton says:

      The Miracle Decision Maker is expected to be release in about 10 days. Check back after Feb. 20th and the link will be here.

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